Yesterday's spinter is no more. It has been extracted and obliterated. And it only cost $253 including meds. And they were being super nice by not charging us the office call fee! Of course, I still couldn't keep my eyes from popping out of my head when I paid the bill.
Four pain shots and a little wrestling match later, he was almost good as new. And now we have 7 days of structured medication-taking. :( Hopefully it doesn't interfere with baseball!